For anyone still reading, thanks for your patience with this. I'm trying to set a record for slowest written novel in the universe ever.
And remember, you can't spell slaughter without laughter. 
13 The harvester floats above the helpless, prostate human and enjoys this moment of power. With a mere flick of its consciousness, formed from nothingness into a physical collection of atoms, it would now gut this interesting worm. It feels the fear pouring off the human in waves and drinks it in, taking sustenance from the pitiful being’s terror. It can also sense with new depth at these close quarters, the strange otherness of this particular insect. Beneath the aura of fear and despair, there is a spark of energy that is somehow like its own. It is a unique signature that only those that travel on both sides of the veil possess, and it should not be present in a mere human. Interesting. It senses other humans nearby. It had visited this location earlier this same morning in one of its many simultaneous physical manifestations, and fed upon the souls of a family of four and one other; what the humans called a “policeman”. A peacekeeper in the realm of the living. It took particular pleasure in the devouring of those who fought to preserve order in any dimension of existence, and has already tasted the spirits of another three of their kind this very bloody and glorious of mornings. While it holds the strange, yet helpless human beneath it, impaled through the shoulder, it seeks out the other nearby humans and finds that they too are “policemen”. It is a creature of sensation and can ill resist the alluring pleasure that slaughtering a further brace of peacekeepers will bring. It is born of chaos, and exults in destroying those who seek order. With a single thought it separates itself, leaving part of it with the pinned human that writhed beneath it, and goes on the hunt once again. 14 There hadn’t been a sound. Grace had turned his back to Ally Marshall for only a couple of seconds and he’d vanished as if into thin air. If the young constable had moved, Grace thought, he’d certainly have heard him as the small white driveway stones made silent movement impossible. Even shifting your weight from one foot to the other when standing still produced a quiet but audible crunch. A very real fear now gripped Stephen Grace, and he drew the baton from his equipment belt. This didn’t make him feel any safer in the slightest. “Ally?” he called. No answer. He hadn’t, in truth, expected one. He very slowly moved back towards the two patrol cars on the driveway, noting the crunch, crunch, crunch his steps made on those little polished pebbles underfoot. Unless Ally had leapt, from a standing position, to the edge of the wide driveway and landed on the grass verge, which was a good three meters away on either side from where he’d been standing, all in complete silence, there was no way he could conceivably have moved from his spot without Grace hearing him. He checked both cars anyway. Both empty of course. Under them. Nothing. He checked the embankment on the each side of the road leading up to the house. Nothing. No answers to his repeated calls either. Grace once more stood by his patrol car, for the first time in forty years of police work, at a complete and utter loss as to what to do next, and scared shitless. “What’s your first duty?” he asked himself quietly. While the mystifying disappearance of two of his officers, and the inablility to raise Annie at the station or Davie Leish at the Densmore house was inexplicable, he had a duty to protect the public, and he’d come here to the Delaney place in response to an emergency call. His first duty was to protect the populace of the town. Fortified somewhat now that he’d shaken off his indecisiveness, Grace boldly moved towards the front door of the Delaney villa, the driveway stones crunch, crunch, crunching loudly under his determined strides. A soft, fluttering noise made him look up. Falling from the sky were an assortment of objects. The fluttering came from the first of these, which billowed out on the air, revealing it to be a white short sleeved shirt. All around Grace, the following items fell to Earth, impacting undramatically on the ground around him, making their own little crunches as they landed. A black boot, a police issue equipment belt, a handheld radio, a police constables hat, another black boot, a single black sock, closely followed by another. This one a different colour. Grace, stunned by the impossible display, bent down to pick up the shirt, not even noticing as a pair of white boxer shorts with bright red lettering proclaiming “LOVE GOD” emblazoned over the rear landed on his shoulder. It was a standard police issue work shirt. With a heavy wet flop, a large, pale bag like object like a deflated balloon landed in front of him, joining the assortment of equipment haphazardly strewn on the ground around him. “What the holy fuck…” A tremendous smash of rending metal and pulverised glass suddenly erupted from behind Grace with shocking, brutal force, causing his to spin round and fall backwards. Grace landed on his arse atop the strange pale sack thing that had just a second ago fell to the ground at his feet. He became aware of a few things simultaneously. The first was that his patrol car’s entire front end was destroyed and a red mannequin was draped across the ruined bonnet. The second was that the deflated balloon object in which he’d inelegantly planted his backside was wet and warm. He dumbly lifted a hand to his face and saw that it had turned bright red, like he’d inadvertently donned a shiny festive gardening glove without realising it. Grace pushed himself to his feet in a panic, backing away from the weird bloody pile on the ground. That’s when he noticed the hair on it. And the tattoo. A stylised gecko, drawn in an Inca or Mayan style, he could never remember which. Ally Marshall had had that done last year and took great pride in showing it off round the station. He whirled around again, facing his pulverised car once more, and the wet crimson tailors dummy that now adorned the smashed front end, like the worlds most grotesque hood ornament. It was breathing. With very slow steps on very stiff legs, Stephen Grace approached the skinned human being that had fallen from the sky and wrote off his vehicle. Will the insurance cover this? He thought crazily. The eyes, shockingly white in the raw red flesh of the face (what face?) stared at him intently with a surprised look. Of course he looks surprised. He doesn’t have eyebrows. Or eyelids for that matter, Grace thought. “Saaaaaaaj… Saaaaaj…” Ally Marshall pleaded him, one flayed arm reaching out to his superior. His words distorted due to the lack of lips on his peeled head. Grace’s legs and bladder went at the same time, and he sat down for the second time that morning on the Delaney’s crunchy driveway, his urine staining those expensive little white stones. Then something else dropped out of the sky and landed before him. This was not however human. Nor was it a pair of odd socks. It stood a good nine feet tall. Partly skeletal, partly insectoid, partly arachnid, and wholly alien. A shifting mass of glowing orbs, fangs, claws, tattered wings and tentacles. Grace couldn’t look at it. He bowed his head and found himself looking at those little narrow furrows that had been dragged into the stones covering the driveway. “Fingers,” he said aloud. “That’s what made those marks. I’ll bet there’s a fingernail in amongst the stones there somewhere. And that other one by the door with the slime. That’ll have been made by a tentacle, eh?” The thing before him let out a weird hissing, stuttering series of clicks and whoops that he somehow understood to be laughter, and he was suddenly not afraid anymore. He was angry. “What’s your first duty?” he asked himself again. He remembered that day in the backstreets of Leith, Edinburgh. How he’d momentarily been paralysed by fear, but had overcome it and steamed into the affray, taking punishment, but protecting human lives. He remembered the exultation he’d experienced once he was in amongst the massive brawl; the heat of battle, the huge surge of adrenaline born of a potent mix of fear and excitement that had meant he hadn’t even felt the knife biting into his thigh. He looked at his hand and found he was still gripping his baton. Sergeant Stephen Grace pushed himself to his feet once more and faced the impossibly real, otherworldly thing that he suddenly knew had brought about much violence and death that morning in his town. “Fuckin’ ‘mon then, ya big cunt,” he snarled. Stephen Grace steamed in.
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