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I am not sure if i have asked this before but here goes. Your at a car dealership ,car in-pond lot , military Depot or somewhere with a large pick of vehicles to choose from. What kind of wheeled vehicle would you choose and why??

I would pick the  4.0L V8 Diesel Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV with the  7-speed automatic transmission. I would choose it because  it has a  body-on-frame construction, utilizes three fully locking differentials and the G-Class can venture where most SUVs can only dream of going. Short overhangs and high ground clearance add up to steep approach and departure angles. It can climb or decend an 80-percent incline, and even handle a 54-percent lateral slope and it  can go 0-to-60 in  just 6.0 seconds. many different military's around the world use the G class inclening the U.S. Marine Corps and the popemobile was also a G class.

also it has many luxury features such as a leather interior, premium wood trim, rear parking assistance with camera, rapid HDD navigation system with aerial view, bi-xenon headlights, rain-sensing wipers, dual zone climate control, heated/cooled power driver and passenger seats with memory, COMAND infotainment system includes a 40-gigabyte hard drive, in-dash 6-disc CD/DVD player, Bluetooth wireless connectivity, harmon/kardon surround-sound system, in-dash memory card reader, high-definition digital radio, and satellite radio with real-time traffic service.


if i am going to die, why not in a 100K + SUV and like a pimp no less. I would be rideing down the road with Dixie to arms!  and   take me home country roads blasting from the radio.

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You'll need that spacious backseat for your brony buddies


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I'll choose the one that has keys, fuel,  and can get me the fuck away from trouble.  I'm not gonna sit there thinking...."Hmmm, it's blue...that'll clash with my guns.  What about that brown one over there?  Ohhhh, nevermind, it doesn't have a CD player."


Meanwhile, on the other side of the fence is......



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I feel like I just watched a Mercedes commercial.
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I feel like I just watched a Mercedes commercial.


 You did. As with most of hellings posts, its mostly just tech specs he cut and pasted from the internet, with his own writing thrown in.

  Anytime he posts something that has a long segment of correct spelling, and proper grammar, its a good indication it wasnt his own writing.

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what be your talking anout??  I post tech specs that have been cut and pasted from the Internet is because i like to put down the specs of things.  I posted all those tech specs for the G because i wanted to show all the cool shit it has and well i like it. some of my other top picks are:

GMC Yukon: Good both on and off road, MPG is not to bad, can push stuff out of the way, etc

Ford Escape: smaller SUV with better MPG, lots of them around here(easy to find), can go off road,

Honda fit: a very fast little car with a very high MPG, seats fold flat  and can lot as much stuff as a small SUV(like Ford Escape), can lay flat in the car and shoot from it like the DC snipers did in there car.

any pickup: lots to choose form here in FL(small S-10 to the large ford F-450 are all found in large numbers, even the cops have a large number of pick-ups in my town.)

 
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I'll choose the one that has keys, fuel,  and can get me the fuck away from trouble.

if there was a  used car with keys and fuel and a new SUV or pickup that needed fuel and keys, i would take the time to get the better one.  The zombies  more than likely if i keep it on the DL won't rush the fence and i would have a better ride to deal with what i might run into down the road(like i might need to go off road or move cars or add to the ride /tow things).

Do you remember in Beyond Exile: Day By Day Armageddon when Kilroy wanted to fix up the wagon and he said "Why do we not charge the battery and treat the fuel on one of the new vehicles on the lot?”.   Same reason i would pick some new or something old with keys.

"I said, “Saien, we need to clear the garage area and scavenge some wire so that we can reliably wire the wagon for the journey.” aien looked at me as if I were an idiot and asked, “Why do we not charge the battery and treat the fuel on one of the new vehicles on the lot?”

Fighting off embarrassment, I had to admit that his suggestion made more sense than spending an entire day wiring an old wagon. Using a factory ignition method would be more reliable, and using a new vehicle could save us a potential breakdown in no-man’s-land. "


http://www.epubbud.com/read.php?g=ALUS2FHV&p=29
that the part of the story for which i am talking about.

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1993 Jeep Cherokee 4x4

 

No need to look for one, I already own it.

 

Specs include:

 

4.0 liter In-line 6 Engine

5-speed Manual transmission

Selectable on the fly transfer-case (2 or 4 wheel drive)

2 door 5 passanger

Roll-up windows, manual door locks

Factory bumper mounted spare tire carrier with matching spare

Factory roof rack

3" suspension lift

31"x10.50" 15R tires

 

List of future upgrades:

 

Pro-comp steel wheels (Series 52 Rock Crawler 15x8 Flat Black)[ordered them today]

Dana 44 front and rear axles

safari rack

aftermarket bumpers

power whinch

off-road lights

CB w/ PA

Plus some other odds and ends.

 

 


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1993 Jeep Cherokee 4x4

 

No need to look for one, I already own it.

 

Specs include:

 

4.0 liter In-line 6 Engine

5-speed Manual transmission

Selectable on the fly transfer-case (2 or 4 wheel drive)

2 door 5 passanger

Roll-up windows, manual door locks

Factory bumper mounted spare tire carrier with matching spare

Factory roof rack

3" suspension lift

31"x10.50" 15R tires

 

List of future upgrades:

 

Pro-comp steel wheels (Series 52 Rock Crawler 15x8 Flat Black)[ordered them today]

Dana 44 front and rear axles

safari rack

aftermarket bumpers

power whinch

off-road lights

CB w/ PA

Plus some other odds and ends.

 


I got you beat on the CB w/ PA. Shit is way fun. Not enough people use CB's in Kalifornia though. Still, the PA is a killer. 


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I used to see lots of off road mod. Jeep Cherokee  around here but now, not so much. Why i really don't know because we have lots of mud/water/sand hole to ride in here in FL. AvtomatJ maybe you should sent a pic to 4 wheeler because that is a nice ride. 


here one of the tame places i take my mountain bike when i go shooting/rideing.
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg112/rabbitwolf/003.jpg

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg112/rabbitwolf/004.jpg

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg112/rabbitwolf/001.jpg



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Thanks for the compliment on my Jeep.  It looks a lot nicer in the picture than it actually is.  It needs a lot of work still.

 

 


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there a young man  and a young woman at were i work and there Jeep Cherokees the doors are almost rusted away, no front or rear bumpers, extreme rust all over the vehicles, missing head lights, trash inside vehicles ,  very strong smell of gas both outside and inside vehicle, and etc..

There are a LOT of Jeep Cherokees i have seen at my store that are about the same or worst then there's.


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Those sound terrible.  Mine has almost no rust and no clutter inside.  I just gave it a much needed tune-up today.  It runs much nicer now.  I need to rebuild or replace the transfer case.  It needs a new paint job (it's going to have a military style woodland camo scheme). 


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There is a version with the cab completely encased in armor it can top out at about 80 mph 0-50 in about 5 seconds and it is completely off-road with treads I might not have room for my brony's but have fun keep up over rough terrain

It is a manned and or unmanned vehicle. 

As you can see in the video it can pull a 180 in about a second if you ran into a horde that would be valuable time saved instead of either reversing or pulling a three point turn.  Mechanical issues would be a bit more but it also a military vehicle so it is a bit more rugged than a normal civilian vehicle I would think

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