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Yeah baby Yeah (sounding like Austin Powers)

This is the Im drunk/high thread!

 

If your sober your not welcome here! '

 

So let the madness begin!

 

Im the first one out:

Drinking some beers with a friend right now, Warming up for a small skafestival tomorrow. Its going to be awsome (johns going there too)

im feeling a bit sad though, Got 5g of weed home just sitting there waiting for me I miss it

 

 

 


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(johns going there too)

 

Hence the awesomeness.

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hehehe...I'm having some rum...and smoking out right now....


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I'm burning the last of my stash, drinking a Michelobe, and watching 'The Matador'  Anyone seen it?  Any good?  Wait dont tell me....
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my nieghbor just dropped off Diablo II to me for pc...it's on now!!


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I have a small hangover, But i know the cure: More beer!!
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I have an exponentially huge fuckin' hangover today.  Between my wife and her friends, they had me all kinds of fuckered up last night!  Now I'm at work.....and let me tell you, hungover in a suit is a lot different(and worsea0 than hungover in gym shorts on the couch!  Got some Blueberry at mi casa, tho.  T-minus 9 hrs.......and counting!


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I was at a local swim club for my daughter's cheerleading "family fun night" last night, and one of the mothers brought a huge jug of sex on the beach all made up. She called me over to share it with her. Needless to say, by 11:00 pm we were dancing around and singing along with whatever the hell the DJ cranked out, which was really a stupid mix of old Meat Loaf tunes, Pat Benatar, and other stuff. I'm sure we embarrassed the hell out of our kids...it was pretty corny.


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Im drunk as f**k right now
Wondering how im going to smoke my weed without a pipe

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I'm high...on life.

 

 

 

 

I'm back bitches........aha ha ah ahhahahah


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Last night: Guinness and cheap danish beers.

Today: Hungover as fuck.

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Im drunk as f**k right now
Wondering how im going to smoke without a pipe


It's probably too late, but all you need is an empty toilet paper roll, a small sqare of tin foil, and tape (optional).  Cut a hole in the tp roll, poke tiny holes in the foil, tape foil over hole. Close one end of the roll with your hand, suck thru the other. Voila.  You'll be high and mighty before your buddy can say "What the fuck is that thing?"

There's also knife hits.  Heat two knife tips on a stove burner, sandwich a tiny pinch of smokeable between them, and inhale the smoke thru a funnel of some sort (often the top half of a plastic 20 oz. coke bottle).  This is probably the most efficient way to burn; 3 or 4 tiny pinches will give you visions of running thru tulip fields in slow motion.

There's also a gravity bong.  But shit I'm tired.  PM me if you wanna know......
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It's probably too late, but all you need is...

Since you're already drunk, and most likely have empties, just use a dented beer can with some pin holes or lil' knife slits. With a knife and an apple, you can make an apple pipe too.

 

Ah, my wasted youth. LOL. 

 

 

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Yeah its a bit too late now, But thanks anyway. Its always good to learn a few more ways to smoke the holy herb

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Since you're already drunk, and most likely have empties, just use a dented beer can with some pin holes or lil' knife slits. With a knife and an apple, you can make an apple pipe too.

 

Ah, my wasted youth. LOL. 



Oh wow I forgot about the apple pipe.  Mega highschool flashback that.  Takes care of the pipeless AND alleviates the munchies.  Mother nature's truly got it goin' on

I just got back from a PJ's-and-horror-movie party.  Free liquor and margaritas for people in pajamas, 4 TVs playing the movie (one in the bathroom), chicks in boxers.... pretty cool.  I missed the best movies, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.  The rest were Young Frankenstein, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, and Nightmare Before Christmas.  Gaaay.  I advocated for more gore, but they weren't having it   Most of them hadn't heard of Dead Alive or Return of the Living Dead.  Maybe one day I'll host one of my own, cuz it's a great idea...
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I'm getting drunk right now with some friends watching Equilibrium and listening to metallica. I was drunk yesterday too and got home six in the morning and puked my guts out as soon as I ate something in the morning. It's just my way of preparing for school.

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There's also a gravity bong.  But shit I'm tired.  PM me if you wanna know......


Oh my god.  I (vaguely) remember the first time I hit one of those bad boys.  After much choking and hacking I sat on the couch unable to move and watched the episode of the Drew Carey show where you're supposed to pick out all the things that were wrong in the show, except I didn't know that was what was going on.  I was trying to get everyones attention, to see if anyone else was seeing what I was seeing, but they were preoccupied with other activities.

I thought I broke my brain.

It was fun.

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I miss the youthful illusion of invincibility.


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Honey, that's because we are at an age where we wonder if all the shit we did as youth has somehow affected our memory....is it alzheimers, or am I just burnt???


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so where's the toast?


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Lanparty + caffine + weed = mucho funno

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is it alzheimers, or am I just burnt???

 

I'm looking forward to both.  As a matter of fact......I'm gonna start using either Turrets syndrome or Alzheimer's as an excuse from this day forward.

 

Imagine the look on one of my client's faces when I (suit clad, of course) begin screaming profanities and slapping myself repeatedly.

 

 

"Shit, Goddamn, bastard, asshole, bitch!!!"  (Slap-smack-slap)


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Imagine the look on one of my client's faces when I (suit clad, of course) begin screaming profanities and slapping myself repeatedly.

 

 

"Shit, Goddamn, bastard, asshole, bitch!!!"  (Slap-smack-slap)

 

You mean to tell me that isn't the norm at a corporate meeting?


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Just got home from a party that sucked so much you know what. I'm drunk though and it's actually better to sit around here and listen to good music and talk to people on msn and drink beer by myself than to stay there. Third day in a row now that I'm drunk now.

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Okay, okay, so, like, we're in this big universe, right? And it's like this big circle made up of millions of smaller circles which we call galaxies which are made up of even smaller circles called solar systems, right? And our planet, it's Earth, and it goes in a circle, and there's even a little circle the moon makes around the Earth. Okay, so, like, individual atoms are also like circles but there's lots of little circles (electrons) going around a cluster of just as little circles (protons) in the middle. But, like, the protons are made up of EVEN SMALLER little circles called quarks.

 

So, like, dude, what if there's, like, an infinite number of smaller and bigger circles, and, like, if you go small enough or big enough you just enter another world where either their whole universe is one quark in ours or theirs is so big that we're just one quark in theirs.

 

Duuuude.


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