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Twas a week before Christmas, and all through the room

The elves were all stirring, and none were too soon.

 

The stockings were hung in the chimney with care

Outside, deadly armed men would be there.

 

They kicked down the door and gave such a fright,

The Elves never predicted a sight.

 

“We’re here for your Captain, we want you no harm.

But we'll use force if you try to disarm.”

 

Out from the office, their boss dressed in red.

His face has turned white and filled with much dread.

 

“What business have you? Why are you here?

“The world is at risk, we need you I fear.”

 

“Santa, I’m Colonel Lawrence Denair,

Office of Supernatural Affairs.

 

I know you’re confused there’s much to explain.

But we ask that you get on the plane.

 

The Nazi’s are winning, that we can see.

If we do not act now, none shall be free.”

 

“I pity your cause, really it’s true.

But I am neutral. This I simply can’t do.”

 

“I am busy this week, the children can’t wait.

Santa there’s children who have a grave fate.”

 

“You’re a master in stealth and magic as well.

We’ll hit them with force and give them all hell.”

 

The old man objected, this wasn’t the way.

“We must avoid bloodshed, or I must say good day.”

 

The village was peaceful, the colonel could see.

Violence was out of the question it seemed.

 

He had an idea and it made him quite merry.

He felt like eating a bowl full of jelly.

 

“The target is Hitler, his fall is the plan.

We’ll kidnap at midnight, we’ll fly to Deutschland.”


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They flew under the radar and over the gate.

Soon all the Nazi’s would meet a swift fate.

The fortress was nearing, the hour was go.
They jumped from the sleigh and into the snow.

They crashed on the roof with such a loud clatter

The SS brought up their rifles to see what’s the matter.

But Santa had more than gifts in his bag.

His grappling hook would help in a snag.

They walked through the bathroom, leaving no sound.

Breaking down walls, they’d surely be found.

The rule was no killing, instead to have fun

The Colonel stashed in his belt a tranquilizer gun.

He knocked down a private and choked out a guard

“This is so disappointing, it isn’t that hard.”

Meanwhile the Furher slept in his bed,

As visions of Conquest danced in his head.

He wasn’t so tall, his moustache looked fickle,

He was much unaware he’d be in a pickle.

The soldier and Santa kicked down Adolf’s door,

They pumped him with darts and drilled through the floor.

The search lights flipped on, the hounds were set loose

The Yule-time crusaders had better vamoose.

But the duo had planned for such a commotion,

That’s why they brought gift bags set for explosion.

The green and red flames made quite a distraction

The reindeer had minutes to make this extraction.

The sleigh stopped by England with an Aryan gift,

The Colonel had asked if he could catch a lift.

“I have one more request, this is strictly off-duty.

To just see my family that would be quite a beauty.”

“I could never say no, to a wish pure of heart,

we have a long way’s to go so we better now start.”

They stopped at a memorial, where children once played.

“My family rests here, this spot they shall stay.”

He lost them last Christmas, they died in a raid.

His life filled with darkness, the price was now paid.

Jolly Saint Nick for once had no words.

The sound of a teardrop was all that was heard.

The mission brought closure, his burden set free.

“It’s time to go Santa, they need you not me.”

The Sleigh was all prepped and ready for flight,

Twas two nights from Christmas, the children’s delight.

“I’m sure pressed for time, maybe I’ll ask for a favor.”

“Just name it Saint Nick, what do you savor?”

“You have many aircraft all over the land

I could sure use the help, if they would lend a hand.”

The planes were loaded with toys, the green light was given

The pilots were jolted their compassion was driven.

Colonel Denair, rode with big red. Both proud of their work and here’s what he said.

“The skies are all clear, let’s now speed the light. Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.”

 


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Hah.  That was enjoyable.


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thanks. ima submit it tommarow in a exhibit. .. i think.

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shameless plug. for the newbies.

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lol nice


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thanks man. its the best story ive ever written.

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thanks man. its the best story ive ever written.

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