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nierahzee

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That joke totally reminds me of Thomas too.


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Personally, I think I need to get laid.
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Military time lol


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Personally, I think I need to get laid.


arent u married armydillo

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Man, i would totally bang out anna. She seems hot just from the descriptions.
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Personally, I think I need to get laid.


arent u married armydillo

Yep, but that slows down after that ring slips on.

I haven't noticed, but my older freinds say it's true.

And Anna is pretty hot-sounding (that sounds weird).

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the passion can always be re-heated, like a burrito


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How can such a small fellow associate so many aspects of life with varieties of food?


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this thread reminds me that paxis has been awol lately


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the passion can always be re-heated, like a burrito





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im just saying. like weekends out and hitting on your wife can bring back the horniess.

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Yep, but that slows down after that ring slips on.

I haven't noticed, but my older freinds say it's true.

The difference is that you've been having sex with other men and not your wife.




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I wonder where paxis went...
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Got a fancy for the Pax, eh? You two were pretty close...


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Yep, but that slows down after that ring slips on.

I haven't noticed, but my older freinds say it's true.

The difference is that you've been having sex with other men and not your wife.



Ah, is that what I've been doing wrong?

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You have been getting lazy too man.  I find myself doing all the grunt work by myself, as you just lay there on your back.
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More speechlessness.

You are running close to the record, sir.

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There is a record?  Who is holding this record?  I will tear them off their pedestal and claim myself as the "guy who got RCS to be speechless the mostest."
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My brother.  Our 20 years of living together has him pretty high.


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