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Aight guys, figured this would be a good idea to keep our community unified and having fun.  I'm hoping we can keep this up on a monthly basis, as we have a lot of badass people on here.

The idea of this for members to nominate a specific quote made by another member, that fits the picked criteria.  For example, this month could be: Funniest post. You then can nominate someone's post for the running.  Once we get a bunch of nominations I'll pick out like 5 and throw a poll up where everyone can vote for the winner.

Couple rules though:

1.  Can't nominate yourself.

2.  Has to abide by the month's topic.

3.  Each member can only nominate one person/quote.

4.  Post that you are nominating has to have been posted in the same month (So for this current one, only posts made this June can be used)

So, this month the topic will be a simple one:  Funniest post

Throw up your nomination and include in your post, the quote, thread it came from and the member that posted it.  At the end of June, I'll see how many nominations we have and pick out the best 5 and then throw up the poll, so no rush on the nominations, wait for some funny shit to happen!

Thanks guys, and have fuckin' fun.



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Pinned-up.


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Sweet, thanks RCS!
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Creeper - any drunk post for the win.


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Creeper - any drunk post for the win.


I was thinking this too...he has had some brillant ones...

and if Kidd would come back...he always lays them down...


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Kidd wins every month IMO.


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Looks like I am going to have to go round Kidd up....tough work but I'll do it for the forum...

I'll be back............

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Who's Kidd?

I kidd, I kidd....of course.  

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blah blah blah...im back blah blah


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blah blah blah...im back blah blah 

I think it's scary that I actually understood that.

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Alright, gotta nominate this one...  Whether taken in context or out... It's just... Yeah...

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Considering I think it'd be quite a challenge to vomit up someone's ass, there is no place for the vomit to go but your own mouth. 

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this came from talking about door to door islamist extremist blowing down doors

me: "eh..every house could use a little more ventilation"

ZH: " That's what my numerous glory holes are for."

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Not exactly a member quote but some interesting ones. 


 

"Where can I get my pistol

 engraved like this?" 


Things that I found helpful by living this long.    The purpose of fighting is to win.. 

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either... The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental. 


1.  Don't pick a fight with an old man.  If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 

2..   If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 

3.   I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 

4.   When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 

5.  A reporter did a human-interest piece on the 
Texas Rangers.  

The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying

and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?'  The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'   

6.  The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner

when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm 

 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?'

 'No Ma'am.  If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.' 

7.   Beware the man who only carries one gun. 

 HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!! 

But wait, there's more! 

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. 

 I said I did.  She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'  

To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!'

She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil

coming into your house?' My reply was, “No not at all 

 I am not afraid of the house catching fire either,

but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”.  
 




HAVE A NICE DAY But don't Monkey with Me...
   



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On my last account we were talking about dildos, then PhilumciousPhil says this

*Walks into topic*

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*walks out of topic*

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Originally Posted by alex51
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. 

 I said I did.  She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'  

To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!'

She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil

coming into your house?' My reply was, “No not at all 

 I am not afraid of the house catching fire either,

but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”. 


Love that one.


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