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Just browsing some of the older threads this morning, and found this little gem!

 

Posted by RCS............

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So many things can taste like they smell.  Socks, for example.  (No, I haven't tried it, just what people have said...) 


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 I love this thread.


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Just browsing some of the older threads this morning, and found this little gem!

 

Posted by RCS............

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So many things can taste like they smell.  Socks, for example.  (No, I haven't tried it, just what people have said...) 

 

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A colossal colon touring the country! Haven't we had enough of Rosie O'Donnal.


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Star Wars was about intergalactic rebellion. The Clerks were about inter-service-industry rebellion. Randal might argue they're the same movie


I, SIRRAH, ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE.

INT. KWIK STOP

DANTE is behind the counter reading a Newsweek magazine. RANDAL is leaning against the front of the counter reading a Hermaphrodite Monthly.

DANTE: I still just don't think it's professional to use the Pringles tubes to make Wookiee noises.

RANDAL: Listen to you. Look at who you're calling unprofessional. Fucking A, I'm unprofessional. But at least I'm not pulling the fire alarms while someone's in the shitter again, and besides, Star Wars and working here are practically one and the same, anyway.

DANTE: How do you figure?

RANDAL: Look around you, man. We're the lowest rung of society, cruelly oppressed by the mega-rich in their downtown skyscrapers. Put a super-laser on the roof of one of those things and you've got yourself a Death Star, my friend.

DANTE: This is ridiculous. First of all, Star Wars occurred in a galaxy far, far, away, with planets and cultures completely different from our own.

RANDAL: Ah, yes, but you fail to consider how stories can run parallel, even across cultures. Take the Little Boy Who Cried Wolf.

DANTE: What about it?

RANDAL: So I'm sure some other culture has the same story only they call it The Impovershed Peasant Who Called Out 'Hyena' or something.

DANTE: So you're saying the moral of Star Wars is the same moral an individual would glean from studying our life stories?

RANDAL: Yeah. Except for the whole Force thing. I really don't think I'm cut out for that. I'm more like Han Solo. Dashing. Charming. Way with the ladies.

DANTE: I suppose that would make me Chewbacca.

RANDAL: Hell no. You're Luke fucking Skywalker. A total pussy who nonetheless gets very lucky now and again and totally scores. And for reasons unknown to the entirety of the human race, can be so unconsciously alluring to women he could conceivably seduce his own twin sister.

DANTE: I don't have a twin sister.

RANDAL: As far as you know, my friend, as far as you know.

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I keep my toothbrush in one of those sexy travel containers, mainly because I can't stand the thought of ingesting fecal bacteria.

Speaking of toothbrushes, I hate it when people use mine. What the fuck, I literally have 25+ new toothbrushes scattered around the bathrooms in my house, yet relatives will occasionally use mine.

"We're relatives, we have the same germs." Yeah, what if I gave someone a rimjob today? Would you like to use my toothbrush then?


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Dammit, Z!  You just barely beat me to that one.


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Ha! i was going to post it too.

 

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Yeah, it's definitely in my top three in the "Best Of" thread!


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Posted by Z......

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Cue sound of a choir of angels singing.

Now THAT is exterior design. 10-foot marijuana plants for the win. Fuck hyacinths and the baby-blue shirted metrosexuals who promote them.

 

Fuckin' schweeeeet! 


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Fuck watermelons.


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"Come vith me in my van, little girl, I give you strudel, ja?"

                                  I love strudel.


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when everything falls apart around you. You can't help but look back on you life to figure out where everything went wrong. you realize you could have done things different. You could have held his face in your hands and told him you loved him. But you cant change your past and with the grace of any god all you can hope for i that you don't fuck up the future. this is your life and it is slipping away. They are after you. So grab ahold of your trusty H&K and go for it.

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I have a vague memory of trying to clean the basement....a dick in my face.....and waking up this morning......hmmmmmm.....

 

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........want another marriage about as bad as Matt Damon wants a breast augmentation.

 

Fried gold for damn sure.


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You have people to save.


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Posted by RCS....he makes me laugh out loud...
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so  RCS = Zombie brunch

 
Unless a runaway car busts through the glass and breaks my spine against the checkout counter.
 
That would be so sweet.


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We definitely have some sickos on this site!


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wow thats intense...really fucking intense. Kid if you ever need anything. you know sage has matches and hate...that has to count for something....


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I mean the offer still stands. my goal is to make a fire that can one day be seen from space


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Z: Sage! Quick! Think fast! if you have ten books of matches, and i have nine gallons of gasoline, how many acres could we burn?
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Sage, were you one of the kids that started those California wild fires?


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no they where children compared to me


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Z: Sage! Quick! Think fast! if you have ten books of matches, and i have nine gallons of gasoline, how many acres could we burn?
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Really, Sage is the reason Africa is so hot.
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DAMN!


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I had a dream last night about igniting the atmosphere and watching the world burn. I had a tent in my pants you could run a circus under.


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Z: Sage! Quick! Think fast! if you have ten books of matches, and i have nine gallons of gasoline, how many acres could we burn?
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I had a dream last night about igniting the atmosphere and watching the world burn. I had a tent in my pants you could run a circus under.


heh...he makes a post in best of that deserves to be quoted in Best of...    

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Definitely quoted for truth!


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Henceforth my penis shall be known as MAGNUS

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