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Lonewolf from The Late Night Lounge

 

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I wish I had better social skills than a viking raiding party.

 


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Aw, come on, God doesn't have any money.  He spent it all on hookers and cheap booze last weekend. I know. I was there.

 

Fried gold, man!


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w00t!!! I'm such a 1337 double poster! give me my trophy!

 

 

Pwned.


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I used to have a girlfriend.

She stopped taking checks, so we went our separate ways.

The bitch.

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i feel like wierd, I'm gonna hurl....



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Originally Posted by kkamikazekidd on the Merry Christmas Thread

 

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 You are so lucky to have boobies......If I had some, I would just play with them anyways......


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That last one was a straight classic!  I was gonna post that yesterday, but got in a hurry with all kinds of shit and spaced it.  Nice catch, Lone Wolf!


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Thanks. I thought about it yesterday too but as usual I was too lazy to do it.


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Posted by RCS, in the "No Church" thread.....

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I'm wearing an Iron Maiden shirt... Do you think I'd go to church.

 

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When I was younger, my sis and I used to be in the choir at church, and I always wore jeans. I always felt that God doesn't care what you wear to church just as long as you actually go.


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Bart: Why do we have to buy new church shoes? Jesus wore sandals!

Homer: Well, maybe if he'd had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.

 

I think I've only been in a church three times in my life - once for my primary school graduation, once for my cousin's baptisation and once for my grandfather's funeral. Oh, and all those times on Rottnest when we'd go just to write crap in the guestbook. But that was sacreligious so I don't think it counts.


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Posted by pints

 

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You know, when I quit, I supplemented a smoke with a breath freshener like an Altoid.

 

*checks wallet to be sure there is enough cash for smokes later*

 

Oh what?! You thought it worked?

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Posted by Z......

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Nah. I've had terrible pizza and terrible sex. I just can't turn down either, and zombie movies fall into that category too.

 

The human condition......


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I think I've only been in a church three times in my life counts.

You forgot this: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17663095-421,00.html

 

Again, sacreligious.


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 I missed declaring 10,000 posts by seven!!!!

 

 

 

And as uncomfortable as quoting myself is, this one made me slap my forehead:

 

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pissing on an electric fence is what we call a poor man's vasectomy around here.


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we here at the MSSF can de rail any thread into a sprial of teenage humor and bad potty jokes or if diva is inovlved sexual innuendo. becuase we're good like that

 

This isn't just funny, it's why this forum is better than the rest of them.

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Looking around for some of Dooms pictorials I ran across this.

 

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Am I a bad person for laughing hysterically at this?

STFU!!

 


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Looking around for some of Dooms pictorials I ran across this.

 

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Am I a bad person for laughing hysterically at this?

STFU!!

 



LMFAO!!!  Oh man classic.  It's so funny it can't be real.  Surely that chick is a plant.  Or the book is a plant, and her head is the dirt.  WHAM!

But damn this thread is full of classicness.  I saw that "Shrimp on the barbie, mate!" pic and I laughed so hard I had to pee.  And while I was peeing, I laughed the whole time.  Z, you bastard.  You owe me a clean toilet seat!
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But damn this thread is full of classicness.  I saw that "Shrimp on the barbie, mate!" pic and I laughed so hard I had to pee.  And while I was peeing, I laughed the whole time.  Z, you bastard.  You owe me a clean toilet seat!




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Wise you beat me to it....that is one of the funniest.


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:::looks at pic of dy::

 

right click>save as>future wife

 

 

That made me LOL.

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its funny cause its  true.....maybeeeeeeeeeeeee


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Z: Sage! Quick! Think fast! if you have ten books of matches, and i have nine gallons of gasoline, how many acres could we burn?
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MOS = Military Occupational Specialty (normal people call them 'jobs')

 

ASVAB = Armed Forces Vocational Apititude Battery (normal people call this a 'test')

 

AIT = Advanced Individual Training (you may call this 'school' in reality-world)

 

NCO = Non-Commissioned Officer


SOB = Officer

 

 

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1. Thou shalt not flame

 

2. Thou shalt not lurkest and never posteth

 

3. Thou shalt finish fiction stories

 

4. Thou shalt not steal

 

5. Thou shalt honor thine Morninstar Saga

 

6. Thou shalt not covet the Wombat

 

7. Thou shalt not lie down with the wombat

 

8. Movie Night is thursday

 

9. Night of The Living Dead is the Best Zombie Filmeth ever

 

10. Refereth to the first commandment


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Another deep, morally challenging, and spiritually enlightening conversation brought to you courtesy of the Morningstar Saga Forum Members.

 

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Sage: No fucking way. well looks like what happened in ghost in the shell might really happen. fucking United north american empire

 

SICBELLY13: Yeah, I agree.  This kind of shit is getting way out of control, man. 

 

Z: Look on the bright side--if the SHTF, that's what we've all been waiting for, right?

Right?

 

Sage: I so need more guns.


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