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Thought it would be a fun idea to cut and paste some of the great posts in the forums. I only got through The Story Comments and half of the Bit Progress and had pages of stuff. Seems I would have to just copy and paste at least half of all the posts out there. Just too many priceless quotes from you guys.


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It's Saturday morning.  Where's my zombie goodness?


This is one of my favs that comes to mind.  I'll look around for more.

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The whole frickin forum is great! Choose from any random thread, and you will find excellence!


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Originally posted by sage........

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diva be careful...I hear RCs like the older ladies...not saying there is anything wrong with...nothing at all.......I'm shutting up now

 

Let's start with that one...........


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From Zombies 101-Decay

 

RCS's reply to Z's post 

 

 

"I'm no scientist, so, your theories are correct."


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From The Aftermath-A hypothethetical situation

 

Z's response to staying in a safe place or taking a big chance to save the world.

 

 


Nah. I'll hang back and be your Operator. You call me, I tell you what you need to do. Like this:

 

You pull out a cellie. Dial. Let it ring. There's a click.

"Operator."

"We're surrounded by zombies. We need an exit."

"Dude, this isn't the Matrix."

"Oh. So what do we do?"

"Well, I dunno. You're fucked, I guess."

"Fat lot of help you are."

"Well, you asked. Hang on, incoming call...heeeey, ladies! Yeah, I'm home. Come on over. Nah, they're out saving the world...uh huh...yeah, I've got beer and whipped cream...sure, see you in five...alright, sorry about that, guys, had to take that call...guys? You still there? Guys?"


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Hahahahaha!  I remember that one!


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From Gear Up-First place to loot

 

RCS's response to PeterBazookas post

 

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The Salvation Army?  Are you kidding me?  Maybe you're talking about somewhere else, I mean, The Salvation Army is a thrift store...not a Russain covert arms dealer.

 

 


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This is a good quote from alex51

 

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gimme the good old politicaly incorrect days of the Warner bros cartoons. Violence and good scripts.


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guys i'm outside Z's house apperently he's been captured by the wombat...infiltrating house now to recover him ...oh and if the wombat kills me tell the guy on my airsoft team codenamed douche I hate him..so much

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Posted by Doomsday...

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Is that the cheeto of perpetual youth?  With no cheese dust?  The one cheeto to bind them all?


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Posted by Scarecrow

 

 

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Z should have done the same. I'm convinced that he's fallen into a deep Appalachian crevasse, lain there for days and had his body slowly picked apart by the crows and hillbillies. Now we'll never find out what happens. 


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I'm just going to add them as find them. I'm reading through old stuff for fun, and I'm sure I'll stumble on some.

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Man... pot and zombies.  I feel like I've found my home.

 

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If you, too, think that powdered beer should be added to the accessory packs, write an irate letter to US Army Soldier System Command (Provisional) US Army Natrick ROFE Center, 1600 Kansas St. Natick, MA, 01760.


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...Bush won.  So, get in your steel bunkers.  It wouldn't have really mattered who won.  We're all gonna die.  Just a matter of time, I guess...

 

 

Love it.


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What are you guys doin' this weekend? I ain't doin' shit!

 

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No wombats for me, thank you. They taste too much like baby seal.

 

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fuck that guy fuck his face fuck his house his dog and his car who wnats to fuck this guys house up......with matches....and lighter fluid......

 

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"Dear Pope,

please tell God that I would like:

a fire engine

a soccer ball

a G.I. Joe with a kung-fu grip"

 

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I fuck princesss leia bitches!


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Best news headlines:

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Man run over by train – He’s ok.
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Train injures, but doesn’t kill
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Dude, trains SUCK at killing people
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A train actually killed someone!


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What are you guys doin' this weekend? I ain't doin' shit!


That still applies......

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Z posts up a News topic:

 

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400 Year Old Porn Fetches High Price 

 

RCS replies:

 

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Damn, I didn't know your mother was that old, Sage.
 


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I still have to get revenge on RCS for that comment thanks for the remind SC.

 

 

 

and wow alot fo the quotes are from me I feel honored and this quote from SC is still cool

 

 

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I prefer the Mexican stand-off scenario to this banning/unbanning crap. RCS and Z, standing on top of a skyscraper, in the lashing rain, pointing guns at each others faces. Hopefully a helicopter is also involved.
 


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Z: Sage--and i'm not being facetious--that is exactly the answer i was hoping for
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I still have to get revenge on RCS for that comment thanks for the remind SC.


*Permabans*

Kidding.

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But I guess strange things do happen sometimes. Last week, actually, a vortex above the city ripped a whole wide open in the cosmos, and the space-time continuum was irredeemably warped.


I hate when that happens....I never know if I need an umbrella or not.


Just happened.

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instant winner

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Worthy competition.


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Supply lists make me hot.

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never ever say that again

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Note to self.......don't name of supplies around DE.....


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I know exactly what you guys mean--maybe it's the video-game player in me that makes me refer to such fans as "n00bs."

Random New Fan: "Dude, I just saw the original Dawn of the Dead, and man, it sucked! The zombies are so slow! DOTD '04 is the 1st zombie movie I saw and I am a huge zombie fan and no one would ever die if the zombies only walked and stuff! ving rhames would WORK them! It's so much better than the original!"

Me: "zomfg! stfu n00b!!1!"

*attaches a plasma grenade to the n00b and runs away cackling*

Random New Fan: "What is this? Is it a spider? Get it off!"

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