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As posted by SexySprinter
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This all started today, when I was recording a mixtape. The beat to "In Da Club" by 50 Cent was on the tape, and while I was spittin my own shit, I realized I think it would be awesome to mix MSS and 50 Cent. So...This is my version. Enjoy.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Dead Hot, it's ya birthday.
We gon party like it's ya birthday.
We gon sip Bacardi like it's ya birthday,
and you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday!

You find me in da club, bottle full a bud, look Diva I got the X, if you into taken drugs. I'm into havin sex I aint into makin love so come gimme a hug if you into gettin rubbed.
You find me in da club, bottle full a bud, look Diva I got the X, if you into taken drugs. I'm into havin sex I aint into makin love so come gimme a hug if you into gettin rubbed.

When I walk in da front, ya see the Dunks on dubs,
when I pull 20 out ya see 20 knives in da club
You heard I roll wit Sage now ya wanna show me love.
When you write like Z, all da hoes they wanna fuck!
But homie nothin changed, hold down G's up
I see Creeper in da Cutt, Freddy roll dat weed up!
Watch how I move you see I'm a playa and pimp,
been hit wit a blade but I don't walk wit a limp.
On da net, and all the ladies sayin "Sprinter you hot"
Enlighten me I want 'em to love me like day love Z.
Come holla to New York, homies tell you I'm loco
Plan to put the whole rap game in a choke hold
I got da focus man, pussy on ma mind
Got a mill out da deal and I'm still in da grind.
Shawty feelin my style, she watchin my flow
She wanna get by, so she wanna go.

You find me in da club, bottle full a bud, look Diva I got the X, if you into taken drugs. I'm into havin sex I aint into makin love so come gimme a hug if you into gettin rubbed.
You find me in da club, bottle full a bud, look Diva I got the X, if you into taken drugs. I'm into havin sex I aint into makin love so come gimme a hug if you into gettin rubbed.

My flow, my show, got me the dough
It bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my car, my pools, my jewels
Look homie I came up and I aint change.

And you should love it, way more then you hate it
You mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass shithead trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If DEV on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what RCS told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the faggots hate then let 'em hate
Watch Reavers money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bud
You know where we fucking be

You find me in da club, bottle full a bud, look Diva I got the X, if you into taken drugs. I'm into havin sex I aint into makin love so come gimme a hug if you into gettin rubbed.
You find me in da club, bottle full a bud, look Diva I got the X, if you into taken drugs. I'm into havin sex I aint into makin love so come gimme a hug if you into gettin rubbed.

Don't try to act like you don't where we be either. We always smokin a mothafuckin bong. MSS.



Hope you liked it. Comments and criticsm would be appreciated. I can do about 2 minutes using my own shit, but it's hard until I get some new equipment so I have to go accapella. I have a few mixtapes, but I haven't really recorded anything of mine I can throw together and stick on an album yet.



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Regarding the job of Moderators (and it's SPOT ON):

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Originally Posted by ZombieHobbit
They get bitched at and complained too whenever someone gets their feelings hurt because someone doesn't agree with them.  Then they get accused of harrasing a member when they need to correct a problem that the very same member started intentionally because they are having a bad day and they fully believe they are the only one in the world who has bad days (everyone else is just a douchebag).



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This just in  - - - - >

 OBAMA WINS THE HEISMAN TROPHY AFTER WATCHING A COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME!!!

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NICE RZH!
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Quote:
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I found a scorpion in my bed this morning, if that makes you feel any better.


Dooms, did you piss off some cursed mummy or something?



Is that what the bitch calls herself?

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Originally Posted by Nurgle
the best part of DotD 78 is the part between the beginning credits and the ending credits.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_ink

Milk and Semen make great invisible ink to hide messages from the commies.



Lead the way trooper!

We'll...kinda, sorta...perhaps...be behind ya...otherwise, lead by example. UhfuckinRah!


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Quote:
Originally Posted by Creeper
One of the wonders of also working for a commericial ambulance service means baby sitting the drunks.

 We refer to them as G.I.Ninjas (Gastro Intesinal Ninjas)

 The G.I.Ninja likes to come out and hunt at night, usually in the parking lot of bars or the police station. Although the G.I.Ninja may look severely clumsy and uncoordinated, DONT let that fool you. The G.I.Ninja can very stealthily, and without warning let loose a heavy abundance of vomit, or shit themselves, without you knowing it. The first indication of an attack is usuall the sound of somehing splattering on the floor, or the smell building up in the back of the "booboo wagon."

 The fighting tactics of the G.I.Ninja are deffinately dirty. They have been known to lay traps by puking in random places, thereby forcing you to step in it without warning, or throwing up all over themselves while you're trying to restrain them in the stretcher. They have even been known to "pass out" and puke, causing it to back up in their throat, forcing you to use a suction pump to clear their airway.

 The G.I.Ninja is a worthy adversary. Use caution. Carry Lysol.

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Hello and welcome. Not all of us here are degenerate perverts. Now show us your tits.


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    Today at 12:05 AMReply with quote#4

its gayer then that time rcs got drunk and called me asking for my "trouser snake"


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Originally Posted by Unholyevil

Dillo is the biggest bullshitter ever.  He passed around nude pics of you and snickered

at all of them.  I was the only one who stood up and said, "stop this.  This is an awful

act of treachery."  Of course, Dillo glared at me and licked his cold, wrinkled lips.  I

licked my full, non-wrinkled lips in response to show him I wasn't bullshitting.  He

stepped closer, I stepped closer.  We did this dance for 6 days until our noses were

3 inches apart.  He whispered, "what are you gonna do now punk?"  I shot back at

him, "the only thing I can do dirtbag."  And with that I launched my attack, pressing

my lips onto his and embracing his entire body in a huge hug.  he tried to resist at first,

but I am a young, strong guy and easily overpowered him.  10 seconds into our

liplock, he loosened up and let his lips open.  His body's tension was released as his

mucsles unflexed.  He wrapped his arms around me in return and began sobbing.  I

pulled away and said, "Dillo, what's wrong?"  He looked back at me with those big

ole eyes filled with water and said, "Indigo wouldn't be proud of me."  I broke eye

contact for a second and replied, "Indigo is the nicest person around, if anyone would

forgive you it would be her."  Dillo cracked a small smile and we hugged out.  Just

then, a loud thunderous knocking on the door broke our moment.  A man's voice

yelled out, "You anal dwelling whores, it was my turn!"  At that point I knew exactly

who it was, Racoon City Survivor.  "Fuck!" I yelled aloud, "how did he find us here?"

 Dillo casted a worried look to me and stepped over to the door.  "RCS, c-can't we

talk about this?"  "No you miserable fucks!  I want some ass!"  Dillo casted a look

back at me, I was perplexed, thinking of a way to end this once and for all.  I quickly

looked back at Dillo and said, "Dillo, take off your pants."  he did it without

questioning, in fact I think his pants were already off and I just didn't notice.  "We'll

leet the Coontach in and he will be drawn to your small penis, I will then seize the

opportunity and kill this wench."  Dillo had a terrified look on his face, but he knew

we had no other choice.  I crept up to the door, grabbed the knob and slowly began

to turn it.  I could hear deep, heavy breathing on the other side of the door, the

Coontach was ready.  I flung the door open and like a bat out hell, the Coontach

raged inside and spun around the room looking for penis.  It took him a while to

notice Dillo's penis because it was so small, but he finally did see it.  His eyes locked

onto it, examined the few warts and odd coloration of it.  As the Coontach stepped

closer, I crept behind him wielding a chair.  The Coontach made his move and so did

I.  I smahed the chair on his back sending him to the floor.  Dillo let out a girlish

shriek and covered his face with his hands.  I beat the Coontach with my chair until

manical laughing ceased.  I dropped the chair and fianlly took in teh grissly scene.

 Blood and semen was every where, the body lay on the floor in front of me, but

there was something wrong.  This wasn't the Coontach, it was a fraud.  I read the

label on his shirt, it said MODERATOR but I had never seen one like this.  I flipped

the body over so I could get a look at the face, and I was instantly sent into shock.

 There on the floor in a bloody heap lay the ZombieHunter.  "Dillo!" I cried, "Help

me!"  Dillo ran over to the body and began fucking it.  "No!  Not that!" I yelled,

"CPR this bitch!"  He obeyed like a well trained dog and began CPR on the ZH.  4

days later and the CPR continued.  Dillo worked hard and never gave up, by the end

of day 4 he still had an erection (probably just arthritis keeping it up).  In the morning

of day 5 ZH gave a sign of life, his penis fluttered and his hair began wafting in the

breeze.  "Keep going Dillo!" I cheered.  16 hours later, ZH was alive but wounded.

 As we made ZH comfortable, a feeling of dread came over me.  Just then I heard

the loud, drunken babbling, "uhasf uyasgf fdgdh."  This could onle be one person,

Creeper, and he had found our hideout....


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Reply with quote  #112 

I was just going to put this one in here too....


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Lololol, my dream is complete.  Award speech time:

First off, I'd like to thank Z for making this place we call home and allowing us the freedom to pretty much write up whatever we want.  Of course I need to thank all the people involved, without your odd quirks and pervertedness, I wouldn't have been able to write that.  You guys are my family *sob* 


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   Yesterday at 11:46 AM#911

To save everyone the hassle of having to search through 37 pages....I present to you the ladies of the Morningstar Universe (well those who posted pics anyway):













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"Something my granddad used to tell us. You know Macumba? Voodoo. My granddad was a priest in Trinidad. He used to tell us, "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
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    Yesterday at 01:13 PM#912

Asshole. 
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    Yesterday at 01:15 PM#913

lol



How did THAT get in there?

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I Made it!!!!!!!!!! Finally!!!!





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"Something my granddad used to tell us. You know Macumba? Voodoo. My granddad was a priest in Trinidad. He used to tell us, "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombieHunter

On TV tonight in Iraq:

8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
9:30 Just Shoot Me


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Originally Posted by RCS
Now if he posted a picture of his dad's dick he took from having been molested a few times, I could get rid of him.

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*Cough, hack*

That wasn't me, honest!



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'Cause it is hard to run away from zombies with something the size and weight of a large watermellon in your gut.


*throws away crates of watermelons*


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Quote:
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Ramen Noodles is something I buy ten or twenty packs at a time too. Watch for it on sale! Some red pepper, a bit of soy sauce, and a handful of spinach when the noodles are done, you have a meal fit for a king, but priced for a pauper. Mmmmm. Ramen.


This post made me appreciate ramen.  I always make it like this now, and since then it's gotten a little more veggie-tastic...mushroom, peas, carrots, egg...  It's starting to be an actual meal, maybe even healthy.  I think about uno and this forum whenever I make it.  So thank you uno, wherever you are.
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