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yeah hes right, the chicks at funerals are pretty easy, but the other people get all freaked out when you climb into the casket to get to them.

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you know whats not a good idea? to be going down on a girl look up into her eyes and say "OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"





  trust me I know

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fuck them. The zombie war is more important to me than their misfortune.




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Damn, fluffernutters are the best. It's like, Jesus semen plus some other blasphemous substance mixed together.




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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN FUCK THOSE COCK LVING ASS GOBLINS MAYBE IF THEY DIDN;T SUCK SO MUCH DICK THIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAVE TOHAPPEN...FUCK A DUCK MAN


Word.




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I was going to work in a midget joke, but apparently I'm not delirious enough.


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...when did you find time to figure out how to make love?
'Cause you know, just sticking it in doesn't count.


oh man. that shatters my entire universe.

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Z: No, that's what Elmer Fudd does in the bathroom
Z: Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm fwapping.


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She is one hot zombie whose brains I will not blow out.


That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

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WAIT! I totally missed when dearanna came back around? I miss him. He was/is cool peeps.


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This thread needs more Pie charts or Bar graphs...

I have a sudden craving for hostess fruit pies and vodka.


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as an aside, Im watching DogFights on History channel, and I got an erection...is that normal?


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Don't worry Kamikaze, if you don't get an erection from that show you're not normal.
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I like to moan.


Really now?


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true, just like movies, we love them for different reasons and it should be enjoyed as art, not another dick measuring contest>


My zombie brute is bigger than your zombie brute.

hey its not the size of the erection, but the speed of the infection


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First of all Dy loves me like no women has ever loved any man before. second of all nic one night with me and you'll be paying me for the sexin. third of all fuck you guys


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that brightened my whole day


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when everything falls apart around you. You can't help but look back on you life to figure out where everything went wrong. you realize you could have done things different. You could have held his face in your hands and told him you loved him. But you cant change your past and with the grace of any god all you can hope for i that you don't fuck up the future. this is your life and it is slipping away. They are after you. So grab ahold of your trusty H&K and go for it.

You have people to save.


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I have to make an appointment with a nuerologist cause i thini reading the last couple pages did irreversible brain damage 


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Bugger ifn the Z-man isnt on a roll there.
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I should point out that both of my quotes on this page are from movies.  In fact if I ever say anything of merit it was probably stolen.
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I should point out that both of my quotes on this page are from movies.  In fact if I ever say anything of merit it was probably stolen.

I aspire to get something on here, but I know it cannot be planned or choreographed.  It has to be spontaneous and original.  This shit is like going steady.


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"Something my granddad used to tell us. You know Macumba? Voodoo. My granddad was a priest in Trinidad. He used to tell us, "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
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yes yes you will considering all i use in fallout 3 is the flamer....

sounds like you're all about the flamer. Fitting.

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LMAO, i dont even remember saying that.


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i was getting a pinata for my friend at the store and i came across this beauty, its a shotgun that can shoot buckshot and slugs and can mount on a m-4 or m-16 rifle, i think in paw it could come in handy.



Holy SH*T where do you shop for pinatas?

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Yo homie was crackin son?
Nuttin jus kickin
Yo son you hear ya boy Jermaine got his shit capped las night?
Word son I aint hear dat shit son the fuck happened?
He go and be tryin to pick up some dudes bitch an his ass got fucked up!
Word? He ded?
Nah dog he still bangin.


lets see if i can translate that ahem:
hey whats goin on?
nothing just the usual.
Oh did you hear about Jermaine someone shot him last night.
Damn did not hear about that. what caused this tragedy.
He went to a bar and tried to pick up another guys girlfriend and got into trouble.
Oh My God, is he dead??
No his wounds were only minor and he is fine.


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I used to believe in Atheism




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Well I was Twittering this chick in her Facebook once and then she up and put her finger in Myspace. Needless to say I was kind of put off by the whole ordeal and now I just Google myself.

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